Guy Fieri: “Going to open Woke-free coffee shops in red states only”

Guy Fieri, the spiky-haired chef and self-proclaimed “Mayor of Flavortown,” is now brewing up a new venture, one with a distinctly patriotic flavor: “Patriot Brew,” a line of “woke-free” coffee shops set to open exclusively in red states. Promising “no lectures, no politics, just coffee,” Patriot Brew will go head-to-head with Starbucks in cities across Texas, Tennessee, and Florida, bringing customers a caffeine fix that’s as bold and outspoken as Fieri himself

People are tired of being told how to feel with every sip,” Fieri said in a recent statement. “They just want good coffee without a side of politics. That’s where Patriot Brew comes in. We’re here to give the people what they want: freedom-fueled coffee and zero agendas.”