NFL
Breaking: Harrison Butker Selected by the Olympic Committee as Flag Bearer in the Olympics 2024
Hold onto your hats, folks! Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs’ ace kicker, has been handpicked as the flag bearer for the 2024 Olympics. It’s a curious choice, isn’t it? A kicker to represent America. One can only wonder if this is the Democrats’ latest attempt at distracting us from their endless parade of missteps. After all, what better diversion than to wave a shiny new flag and pretend all’s well?
Let’s pause and reflect on this. Why Butker? Is it his unparalleled kicking prowess or his coolness under pressure? Or perhaps, it’s just a convenient diversion. The Democrats, in their typical fashion, are probably concocting another identity-driven policy while hoping Butker’s selection keeps us all looking the other way.