Breaking: ESPN Removes Brittney Griner from GOAT List, “She’s Not a Good Person”

In a shocking and somewhat baffling move that has left the sports world buzzing, ESPN has decided to remove Brittney Griner, one of the most dominant figures in women’s basketball, from their prestigious GOAT (Greatest of All Time) list. The reason? According to an anonymous source within the network, Griner was deemed “not a good person.”

The decision, which has been met with everything from outrage to disbelief, has sparked a flurry of reactions from fans, athletes, and commentators alike. After all, how often do you see an athlete’s off-court persona eclipse their undeniable on-court greatness?