Lia Thomas Admits: “I Faked Being Trans to Expose How Gullible the Left Is”

In what could be the biggest plot twist of the decade, controversial swimmer Lia Thomas dropped a bombshell during an exclusive interview with Totally Legit News Network this week. The Ivy League swimmer, who became the focal point of a nationwide debate on transgender athletes, has admitted she was never really trans after all. That’s right — the athlete who skyrocketed to fame, not for her backstroke but for her gender identity, revealed that it was all a ruse to “show how gullible the left is.”

“I wanted to make a point,” Thomas explained, sitting comfortably in a chair that probably cost more than most of us make in a month. “And boy, did I make it! I just never imagined it would go this far.”

With this admission, Thomas, who was once seen as the embodiment of the LGBTQ+ movement’s struggle for equality, now finds herself in a strange limelight. Her confession has both sides of the political aisle reeling, although for entirely different reasons.

According to Thomas, her transition to female wasn’t about personal identity or gender dysphoria; it was about pulling the ultimate fast one on “the woke mob.” She started her journey by growing out her hair, practicing a softer voice, and undergoing hormone treatments, all in the name of satire.