Mark Wahlberg Rejects Disney’s Multi-Million Dollar Project, “I Don’t Work With Woke Companies” Satire

Mark Wahlberg Rejects Disney’s $2 Billion Project: “No Chance I’ll Work With Them Again, Don’t Need That Wokeness in My Life”

In a shocking and self-assured move, Hollywood superstar Mark Wahlberg has turned down a $2 billion offer from Disney to star in its latest blockbuster project, citing a staunch refusal to be associated with the company’s growing “wokeness.”

“I’m done. No chance I’ll work with them again. I don’t need that wokeness in my life,” Wahlberg allegedly told sources close to the project during a heated phone call, reportedly slamming down his protein shake for added emphasis. The move sent shockwaves throughout the entertainment industry, sparking conversations from gym locker rooms to corporate boardrooms about whether Wahlberg’s rejection was a principled stand or the latest chapter in Hollywood’s ongoing cultural divide.

Disney’s $2 billion project, rumored to be a cross between The Avengers and Frozen, was set to feature Wahlberg in the lead role as a morally conflicted snowplow driver who uncovers his true superpowers while battling an army of eco-conscious yet misunderstood polar bears. According to insiders, the film was expected to break new ground in the Disney cinematic universe, weaving together climate change, corporate responsibility, and a heartfelt subplot about inclusive snowman communities.

With Wahlberg at the helm, the film was primed to pull in audiences across all demographics. After all, Wahlberg’s unique blend of muscles, grit, and occasional religious fervor has made him a fan favorite for decades. But in a stunning twist of fate, the project now faces an uncertain future.